Have a story to share with Cracked? Email us here. Robert Evans has a book about how kinky fetishes and insane ancient drugs built civilization. That's why we got into this whole business in the first place: To help sex deviants find one another. so knowing I'm doing something that's not wrong, but frowned upon. Modern civilized people look at mud and getting dirty and go 'ooh that's not for me'. It's really just the act of getting in, the feel of it, for me personally I like the feel of it and the taboo aspect. It was a massive patch of almost literally bottomless mud.'Īnd once you do find a nice, moist hole to slip into? near a stream, a brook fed into a larger pond and deposited silt and dirt as it flowed into the pond. The best spot I've ever visited personally was. You can go to almost any nature preserve and find mud inches deep, but to find workable stuff you have to do a lot of hiking through trees, through tall grass. I've gone out sinking multiple times, both alone and with past girlfriends.
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